November 2009
3 posts
At Subway Today
Subway Worker: What kind of cheese would you like on your sub?
Girl at Subway: The yellow one thanks
Adam: *Uncontrollable laughter*
Im constantly amazed at the idiocy of some people
Nov 3rd
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“There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris”
Nov 2nd
One for Joel ;-)
If harnessed, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
Nov 2nd
October 2009
20 posts
Daily Useless Fact #2
A cow contributes more to global warming, per year, than the average Range Rover.  
Oct 30th
Blue Skittles
Someone just told me blue skittles were outlawed because they were harvested from Smurfs. haha!!
Oct 29th
Daily Useless Fact #1
Hello people. Under Joel lipple’s recomendation I am now gunna post a random useless fact every day. Heres number one…  In Spain, many pigs are fed on a diet of only acorns. This, according to the spanish, makes the ham taste really good, and legs of ham from these lucky pigs, called ‘Jamon’, can cost hundreds of Euros. Hope that sets the scene. The next facts will be...
Oct 29th
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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Tumblr n00b
Still trying to work it all out…
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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iTunes 9.0 get lost!
Seriously, why do I bother updating this thing. Every time I do, all I get is some new random feature that I dont know how to use, and even if i did, I wouldnt use it anyway! Apple, do me a favour. Stick to making new iPods.
Oct 27th
Oct 27th
“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on”
Oct 27th
Me...?
briddey: waltona: Briddey says write an intro to myslef… ok then. My name is Adam Walton…Im politically incorrect Btw, Briddey is awesome?  Everyone should follow Adam, the school smart-arse.  Oh thanks Briddey…
Oct 27th
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Me...?
Briddey says write an intro to myslef… ok then. My name is Adam Walton…Im politically incorrect Btw, Briddey is awesome?
Oct 27th
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Adam and Wongy at the Library
Michael: ...yeah they (Alien Antfarm) were just one hit wonders
Adam: haha yeah like those people who sung Teenage Dirtbag
Michael: lol, and like every Australian Idol
Adam: Some didnt even have one hit. Remember Kasey Donavan, she was terrible
Michael: haha yeah
Adam: The only reason she got voted in was because she ate anyone who didnt vote for her
Michael and Adam: (laughing fit)
...you had to be there
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
Oct 27th
“Its as ugly as an inside-out monkey”
Oct 27th
Im on Tumblr...
Ok… I signed up… now what? Wth do people do on this thing??? care to explain…?
Oct 26th
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